I Hate White People with Corn Rows

I know that you don't see this phenomenon too much anymore, but it's still around and I still hate it. White people do not, ever, under any circumstances look good with corn rows. You look like a fucking retard. I know if you're a confused suburban white kid wearing fubu you feel that co-opting black culture is all the rage and that nothing says "Fuck you, dad!" better than a goofy hairstyle, but there's a limit, and that limit is corn rows.

I'm no expert, but it seems like you'd need some pretty thick hair for corn rows to work. Why is it that white people with the extra-thin hair are the ones that think corn rows make them look like bad dudes (or bad bitches)? All it says about you is that you're easily impressionable and you have no taste. How it really looks to everyone else is that there's always more scalp than hair showing making it look like your male pattern baldness has Down's Syndrome. If you're a white guy/girl with corn rows, what is the appeal? Do you have them because you think you look tough, like you're from the streets or something lame and misguided like that? Were you kicked in the head by a horse and the horrible corn rows distract from the dent? Or do you just have an overwhelming desire to look like Linus from The Peanuts?

Knock that shit off. If you want to look tough, get a tattoo of a skull or of a heart that says "MOM." If you want to look like an idiot, continue having corns rows and enjoy your graham crackers!

I hate white people with corn rows.