Why does everything have cilantro on it these days? It's becoming almost impossible to find Mexican food without cilantro on it. Cilantro is disgusting. It tastes like dead tree leaves that are soaked in battery acid and then raked across a fat man's ass crack. Even a little bit of cilantro will make all the food near it taste like it. I'd rather sprinkle dirt and scabs on my taco.
Cilantro is in everything the way oregano used to be in everything (at least oregano doesn't taste like hepatitis). It's a trendy spice that people love for some reason. You people are stupid. Cilantro is awful, get it the fuck off my plate.
Even when I tell Mexicans to not make my food with cilantro (since everything on the fucking menu has cilantro in it), there's still cilantro there. I don't want it, don't need it, I hate it.
I hate cilantro so much I can taste it in my balls.
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Too funny that Deb told me about your site - I just had a great lunch topped with cilantro and I was saying how much I love it - it smells so good and its spicy :)
I hate oregano....*puke*
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