There is nothing more infuriatingly annoying to me than a southern accent. I don't care how much schooling you've gotten, you sound like a retard and I hate you for it. As soon as I hear someone spit out a "y'all" or an "I reckon," I want to claw off my ears and beat you in the throat with a cactus. It's a worse sound than fingernails down a blackboard, because when you vomit all over the english language with your speech impediment it's like the fingernails down a blackboard also has Down's Syndrome. Stop talking like that.I know what you're thinking. "But people can't help the way they talk! Everyone down there has that accent!" Wrong, ass-burglar. There are plenty of people down south that manage to be pretty well spoken in spite of their mentally-crippling hometowns. People who still speak like rednecks are either too stupid and lazy to figure out how to talk like a normal human being or too poor to pay for speech therapy.
Lots of guys think a southern accent makes a girl hot. Right. I never understood the whole "farmer's daughter" thing. Call me crazy, but I don't get turned on by a woman's voice when it sounds like she lives on a diet of moonshine, roadkill, and big brother sperm. The fact that she's probably dressed like a hillbilly doesn't help much either. I mean yeah, she'll probably fuck you, but at what price? You'll most likely get to bang her in a room that smells like crystal meth while her flipper children watch, her uncle video tapes it for later, and then you'll go home that night with a fresh case of hepatitis. And that's if you're lucky and the uncle stays behind the camera and out of the action. Save what's left of your dignity and rent yourself a whore for 5 dollars if you want to fuck something dirty and toothless.
I don't know how I got there from talking about a southern drawl, but there it is. Back on topic...
Yeah, I know that this accent isn't only the property of people from the south. You'll hear that accent all over the country. Mostly in rural areas and coming from the mouths of morons. So if you want to sound like an undereducated inbred chud baby, please, by all means, keep talking like you live in a trailer and have fun jerking off to NASCAR and Larry the Cable Guy, tard.
I hate your stupid fucking southern accent.
